{"id":1252,"date":"2009-12-29T20:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T04:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.creationbc.org\/?p=1252"},"modified":"2021-10-06T22:10:14","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T05:10:14","slug":"the-eight-es-of-evolution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/creationbc.org\/index.php\/the-eight-es-of-evolution\/","title":{"rendered":"The Eight E’s of Evolution!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Featured as a back-of-page article in the CSABC Quarterly Letter of September 2007<\/span><\/p>\n

by Richard Peachey<\/em><\/span><\/h6>\n

Many creationists are familiar with Ken Ham’s “Seven C’s of History<\/strong>” \u2014 including C<\/strong>reation, C<\/strong>orruption (the Fall into sin), C<\/strong>atastrophe (the global Flood), C<\/strong>onfusion (the tower of Babel), C<\/strong>hrist (the Incarnation), C<\/strong>ross (the Crucifixion), and C<\/strong>onsummation (the end of this age).<\/span><\/p>\n

But recently, I’ve been thinking it would also be E<\/strong>asy E<\/strong>nough to E<\/strong>duce E<\/strong>ight E<\/strong>‘s of E<\/strong>volution. My initial attempt to do this is given below. If anyone out there has the E<\/strong>nergy and E<\/strong>xpertise to E<\/strong>nhance, E<\/strong>nlarge or E<\/strong>laborate on my E<\/strong>fforts, I would E<\/strong>specially E<\/strong>njoy hearing from you. (E<\/strong>-mail me at<\/span> info@creationbc.org<\/a><\/span><\/strong>)<\/p>\n

1.<\/span> EXTREME EXTRAPOLATION<\/strong><\/span>: E<\/strong>volutionists E<\/strong>nthusiastically E<\/strong>xtrapolate far beyond the E<\/strong>xplicit E<\/strong>mpirical E<\/strong>vidence. E<\/strong>mboldened by E<\/strong>ndless E<\/strong>pochs, E<\/strong>ras and E<\/strong>ons, they E<\/strong>scalate E<\/strong>phemeral E<\/strong>ccentricities (such as millimeter-length changes in finch beaks<\/em>) into E<\/strong>xtensive E<\/strong>volution.<\/span><\/p>\n

2.<\/span> EXTRAORDINARY EVIL<\/strong><\/span>: E<\/strong>volution is E<\/strong>xtraordinarily E<\/strong>vil in both its E<\/strong>ssence and its E<\/strong>ffects. It E<\/strong>rodes E<\/strong>thics and E<\/strong>ncourages E<\/strong>xecrable E<\/strong>xcesses. E<\/strong>volutionists have E<\/strong>ndorsed E<\/strong>ugenics, E<\/strong>uthanasia, and E<\/strong>xtensive E<\/strong>xtermination of E<\/strong>mbryos.<\/span><\/p>\n

3.<\/span> ENTRENCHED ESTABLISHMENT<\/strong><\/span>: E<\/strong>volutionists are an E<\/strong>ntrenched E<\/strong>stablishment, an E<\/strong>litist E<\/strong>mpire of E<\/strong>rror-propagating E<\/strong>ducators.<\/span><\/p>\n

4.<\/span> EVANGELISM EVISCERATED<\/strong><\/span>: As an E<\/strong>xtremely E<\/strong>ffective “E<\/strong>ngine of atheism” (so E<\/strong>xpressed by E<\/strong>minent E<\/strong>volutionist Will Provine), E<\/strong>volution E<\/strong>ndeavours to E<\/strong>viscerate E<\/strong>vangelism.<\/span><\/p>\n

5.<\/span> EMBELLISHED “EVIDENCE”<\/strong><\/span>: E<\/strong>rnst Haeckel’s E<\/strong>mbryological “E<\/strong>vidence” was E<\/strong>xtremely E<\/strong>mbellished and E<\/strong>xaggerated (as E<\/strong>xpertly E<\/strong>xposed by E<\/strong>nglish E<\/strong>mbryologist Michael Richardson).<\/span><\/p>\n

6.<\/span> EVAPORATING EXAMPLES<\/strong><\/span>: E<\/strong>xciting E<\/strong>xamples of E<\/strong>volution E<\/strong>vaporate into the E<\/strong>ther when you E<\/strong>xhaustively E<\/strong>xamine the E<\/strong>xact E<\/strong>vents.<\/span><\/p>\n

7.<\/span> EGREGIOUS EXPLANATIONS<\/strong><\/span>: E<\/strong>volutionists E<\/strong>mploy E<\/strong>gregious E<\/strong>xplanations of E<\/strong>mptiness E<\/strong>rupting E<\/strong>xplosively into E<\/strong>verything in E<\/strong>xistence; E<\/strong>nergy-E<\/strong>xploiting E<\/strong>ntities (i.e., E<\/strong>xquisitely E<\/strong>ngineered living cells) E<\/strong>merging from E<\/strong>rratic E<\/strong>ncounters of E<\/strong>lementary molecules (E<\/strong>ntirely in E<\/strong>nmity to E<\/strong>ntropy); and E<\/strong>ubacteria (E<\/strong>.g., E<\/strong>. coli<\/em>) E<\/strong>volving through E<\/strong>ndosymbiosis into E<\/strong>arly E<\/strong>ukaryotes then E<\/strong>arthworms, E<\/strong>chinoderms, and E<\/strong>ntomologists.<\/span><\/p>\n

8.<\/span> E<\/strong>MBARRASSING EPISODES<\/strong><\/span>: E<\/strong>volutionists E<\/strong>xperience E<\/strong>mbarrassing E<\/strong>pisodes E<\/strong>very so often (like “Archaeoraptor,” the Feathered Fossil Fiasco<\/em>), and E<\/strong>ventually, E<\/strong>verlasting E<\/strong>mbarrassment as they E<\/strong>nter E<\/strong>ternity.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Featured as a back-of-page article in the CSABC Quarterly Letter of September 2007 by Richard Peachey Many creationists are familiar with Ken Ham’s “Seven C’s of History” \u2014 including Creation, Corruption (the Fall into sin), Catastrophe (the global Flood), Confusion (the tower of Babel), Christ (the Incarnation), Cross (the Crucifixion), and Consummation (the end of this age). But recently, I’ve been thinking it would also be Easy Enough to Educe Eight E‘s of Evolution. My initial attempt to do this is given below. If anyone out there has the Energy and Expertise to Enhance, Enlarge or Elaborate on my Efforts, I would Especially Enjoy hearing from you. (E-mail me at info@creationbc.org) 1. EXTREME EXTRAPOLATION: Evolutionists Enthusiastically Extrapolate far beyond the Explicit Empirical Evidence. Emboldened by Endless Epochs, Eras and Eons, they Escalate Ephemeral Eccentricities (such as millimeter-length changes in finch beaks) into Extensive Evolution. 2. EXTRAORDINARY EVIL: Evolution is Extraordinarily Evil in both its Essence and its Effects. It Erodes Ethics and Encourages Execrable Excesses. Evolutionists have Endorsed Eugenics, Euthanasia, and Extensive Extermination of Embryos. 3. ENTRENCHED ESTABLISHMENT: Evolutionists are an Entrenched Establishment, an Elitist Empire of Error-propagating Educators. 4. EVANGELISM EVISCERATED: As an Extremely Effective “Engine of atheism” (so Expressed by Eminent Evolutionist Will Provine), Evolution Endeavours to Eviscerate Evangelism. 5. EMBELLISHED “EVIDENCE”: Ernst Haeckel’s Embryological “Evidence” was Extremely Embellished and Exaggerated (as Expertly Exposed by English Embryologist Michael Richardson). 6. EVAPORATING EXAMPLES: Exciting Examples of Evolution Evaporate into the Ether when you Exhaustively Examine the Exact Events. 7. EGREGIOUS EXPLANATIONS: Evolutionists Employ Egregious Explanations of Emptiness Erupting Explosively into Everything in Existence; Energy-Exploiting Entities (i.e., Exquisitely Engineered living cells) Emerging from Erratic Encounters of Elementary molecules (Entirely in Enmity to Entropy); and Eubacteria (E.g., E. coli) Evolving through Endosymbiosis into Early Eukaryotes then Earthworms, Echinoderms, and Entomologists. 8. EMBARRASSING EPISODES: Evolutionists Experience Embarrassing Episodes Every so often (like “Archaeoraptor,” the Feathered Fossil Fiasco), and Eventually, Everlasting Embarrassment as they Enter Eternity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1253,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[113,304,189,305],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-articles","category-evolution","category-quarterly-letter","category-theory-ofevolution"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/creationbc.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/creationbc.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/creationbc.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creationbc.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creationbc.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1252"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/creationbc.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8108,"href":"https:\/\/creationbc.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252\/revisions\/8108"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creationbc.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/creationbc.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creationbc.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creationbc.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}